【ZT】愚人节英语笑话

    1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)     答：Because they have just had a long  March.         ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)          2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)     答：When  it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )          3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)     答：When their masters go to the  flea market.            (主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )          4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?         (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)     答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)          5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)     答：Weeping  willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)          6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)     答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)          7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?     答：He's  making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。          8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?     答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.              微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。          9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"?         什么问题你只能回答“yes”?     答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?          10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?     答：In the  darkness. 在黑暗中   source：http://www.hlbrdaily.com.cn/news_ok.asp?id=44604